Pizza Guy

All the women come in droves

To see the guy behind the stoves

Tossing dough into the air

He's 6 foot, dark with wavy hair

And when he closes for the night

And all the women say good night

I'll be saying peek-a-boo

'Cause I've got a rendezvous

With a man who knows how to please

With just some olives and cheese

And if everything goes right

I'll get an extra large tonight

Ahhh, from the pizza guy

The Jersey shores have never seen

A pizza guy whose haute cuisine

Has them lined up out the door

They want it all

Then want some more.

 

 

 

They say that it's the best in town

That's why the women all come 'round

They want to try his specialty

But I know he's savin' that for me.

'Cause he's a man who knows how to please

With just some olives and cheese

And if everything goes right

I'll get an extra large tonight

Ahhh, from the pizza guy

Solo

A little lipstick and some heels

Going out for a special meal

Got my table, got my wine

I don't have to wait inline

And if everything goes right

I'll get and extra large tonight

Ahhh, from the pizza guy

The women think it's quite a show

Just to watch him knead his dough

And they all stop out on the street

Just to watch him grind his meat

His oven's what it's all about

He puts them in and pulls them out

And serves them when they're piping hot

And I get the best one of the lot.

'Cause he's a man who knows how to please

With just some olives and cheese

And if everything goes right

I'll get an extra large tonight

Ahhh, from the pizza guy