(Livin') La Vida Polka
parody of livin’ la vida loca
She's into Myron Floren
Hoop skirts and Baby dolls
She polkas in stilettos
Someday she's gonna fall
(guitar)
She really digs the Squeegees
Thinks that they are out of sight.
She loves to play their records
And polka day and night
She'll make you take your clothes off
And play a squeezebox in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
Or she'll really cause you pain
With a bratwurst to your brain
(come on)
Upside inside out
She's living la vida polka
She'll pull your bellows out
Living la vida polka
Her petticoats are red
And she kinda looks like Yoda
She will make you dance
Living la vida polka
(Come on)
She's living la vida polka
(Come on)
She's living la vida polka
** Intro **
Woke up in old Milwaukee
With a six pack in my bed
She took my fez
She took my albums
She must have conked me on the head
She'll make you take your clothes off
And play a squeezebox in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
Or she'll really cause you pain
With a bratwurst to your brain
(Come on)
Upside inside out
She's living la vida polka
She'll pull your bellows out
Living la vida polka
Her petticoats are red
And she kinda looks like Yoda
She will make you dance
Living la vida polka
(allright!)
She's living la vida polka
She's living la vida polka
Guitar Riff
Woo!
(Livin') La Vida Polka 2-2
She never drinks the water
Makes you order up a keg
And once you have a dance with her
She will never leave your head
She'll make you polka 'till you're dead.
(Come on)
Upside inside out
She's living la vida polka
She'll pull your bellows out
Living la vida polka
Her petticoats are red
And she kinda looks like Yoda
She will make you dance
Living la vida polka*
Upside inside out
She's living la vida polka
She'll pull your bell-ows out
Living la vida polka
Her petticoats are red
And she kinda looks like Yoda
She will make you dance
Living la vida polka
(Come on)
She's living la vida polka
(Come on)
She's living la vida polka
(Come on)
Guitar Riff……………..Woo
Guitar Riff……………..Ahhh
Guitar Riff……………..
Guitar Riff……………..
Lada
Lada
Lada
La Vida Polka
Instrumental ending